Evite for New Years

I create a fun evite for our new years party. :) Thought it might be worth showing off. Might elicit a chuckle or two. 

In celebration of the upcoming release of Year2008™, the latest version of our powerful life experience application Year™, we are holding a release party at our worldwide headquarters in lovely Oklahoma City. We are very proud of the work that we have done for Year2008™ and cannot wait to unveil it to you. This version of Year2008™ looks to be the highest sequential one yet and our highly paid so they are obviously brilliant engineers tell us it will not stop there.

If you RSVP in advance, not only will you receive this amazing software, but as a special thank you, you will also receive an exclusive advance copy of the Year2008™ upgrade to our hard to forget ICantBelieveTheyTookAPhotoOfMeDoingThat.com™ experience documentation and propagation service. Now with immediate uploading to all web 3.0 sites and emailing to your mom.

Children are welcome to attend, but leashes will not be provided so please bring your own. Also be aware that due to conflict with IneeBreeAte.08™, which will likely be running, we will be unable to utilize the WatchWhatYouSayYaMoronThinkOfTheChildren™ language pack as fully as we would normally. Also, note that our talent scouts will be on the lookout for a new face for the next version of MomGuessWhatsInMyDiapers™, which is our number 2 product and should be dropping soon, barring any accidents.

Please do not bring the elderly as they really creep us out and always complain that the new versions of our software are inferior to the Year™ they had as a youth. Like they even know.

Event starts promptly sometime between 7pm and 3am. maybe.

Also, guests are encouraged to bring a recently received small gift that was not compatible with their copy of PersonalTaste™, and add it to our DirtySantaExchange™ p2p gift torrent system!

If you actually know me and want to come, but did not get one in the email.. let me know.